Rivals By Day, Principles By Night
Price range: $12.50 through $17.50
The details
This is for the guy who argues sports stats with total strangers but still shows up to work on time, competes hard, and thinks clearly. This one separates the disciplined from the delusional — and you already know which side you're on.
Rivalry is fine. Reality is mandatory.
Some people fight over sports teams, HOA boards, and Thanksgiving seating charts by day — then clock out and vote for policies that would make Karl Marx blush by night. That's not passion. That's a personality disorder with a hashtag.
We believe in real competition — the kind with rules, referees, and a final score everyone accepts. Not the kind where the losing team demands a recount, a safe space, and a participation trophy made of taxpayer money.
