Relationship Red Flag Humor
Price range: $12.50 through $17.50
The details
The good man brought a résumé.
She brought a type.
Iconic. Unhelpful. Printable.
He’s loyal, rich, hot, and emotionally intelligent.
She chose the walking red flag.
Iconic.
The halo applied. The heart declined.
Good on paper. Wrong in the plot.
Wear it because
Soft merch sells the perfect match.
Perfect man. Wrong plot. She voted with her worst instinct and called it fate.
This one sells the choice everybody recognizes, and nobody defends.
