My Standards? Korean Drama Men Modern and Period

Let's be honest: you didn't develop these standards by accident. They were built frame by frame, soju by soju, across 180 episodes of men who somehow manage to be both emotionally unavailable and absolutely devastating. The broken heart icon isn't ironic. Neither are you.
This isn't about dismissing reality. It's about refusing to settle for less than the version of yourself you've already imagined. You've seen what excellence looks like. You've watched it rain on rooftops, heard it in carefully timed silences, felt it in the way a hand finds yours when words fail. That standard is yours now. Wear it like the non-negotiable thing it is — not as a joke, but as a declaration that you know the difference between settling and choosing.
A love letter to impossible standards masquerading as a roast. You've watched the tropes, you know better, and you're wearing it anyway — because mediocrity tastes like nothing.