KCJ Me VS My Sleep Schedule
Price range: $12.50 through $17.50
The details
You promised yourself. You really did. Bedtime at 11. Lights out by midnight. A whole new you with a sleep schedule so structured it could anchor a drama series. Then 3 a.m. happened, and so did the acceptance that this is not a villain origin story—it's a slow-burn romance with your own worst habits, and you're both committed now.
This is the arc nobody plans for: the moment you stop fighting yourself and start appreciating the delicious irony of knowing exactly how much damage you're doing and doing it anyway. You're not broken. You're just committed to the bit.
Wear this because the only person who can save you from your sleep schedule is you, and we both know you're too busy being in love with the disaster to try.
