Kakao Kakao
Price range: $12.50 through $17.50
The details
Group chat at the dinner table. Seven on Kakao. One monkey keeping score.
Seven thumbs. One empty chair. The monkey is doing the emotional labor.
Seven species. One group chat. Zero eye contact.
Buddha found enlightenment. Then he found Kakao.
The frost warrior can freeze a battlefield. Cannot lock a phone.
Dinner was served. Nobody looked up.
The monkey man came for company. Everyone else came for the chat.
Wear it because
You have sat at that table.
You have been the monkey.
Own the receipt.
