Awkward Date Egg
Price range: $12.50 through $17.50
The details
Nobody's talking. Nobody's blinking. The arms are crossed, the small talk is dead, and someone already checked the exit.
This is what a first date looks like when neither of you knows how to human. No sparks, no small talk, just two eggs standing in silence wondering who's picking up the check.
Wear it because you've been that egg — and you survived to laugh about it.
