Insults = Foreplay
Price range: $12.50 through $17.50
The details
You know the script: sharp words, sharper looks, the kind of banter that sounds like contempt to everyone else but reads like devotion to you both. This is the uniform for people who've weaponized wit into foreplay, who understand that the best fights are just love letters written in sarcasm.
Every slung insult is just foreplay for the fire that follows. Wear it because you're fluent in a language most people mistake for cruelty. Wear it because your relationship runs on premium-grade verbal jiu-jitsu and you wouldn't have it any other way.
