He’s Loyal, Rich, Hot
Price range: $12.50 through $17.50
The details
This is what happens when a woman with a functioning brain meets two options and picks the one that will absolutely destroy her sleep schedule. The sensible choice was right there—loyal, stable, emotionally evolved. But she saw the red flag and thought, *Yes. That one.*
Because we don't fall in love with the spreadsheet. We fall in love with the story. And the story? The story is always the guy waving chaos like a battle standard, grinning like he knows exactly what he's doing to your sanity.
Wear this if you've ever chosen the harder thing because it was more interesting. If you've ever looked at a perfectly good option and decided that heartbreak with a view beats peace on a schedule. If you know the trope, see it coming, and walk toward it anyway—because at least you'll have something to talk about.
